back when
I remember the days when you can get a dog just because your neighbor’s pet is the town slut.
Now you pay for the dog, and you pay to get such dog pregnant. Our dogs have become hookers.
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True Story. Fact.
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This made me laugh.
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OO NGA NO!!!
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Court of Appeals: or how turon can ruin your barong.
Matapos ang isang exhausting na araw sa Court of Appeals. I decided to reward myself ng dalawang turon. Walking down Padre Faura, without a care in the world, kinakain ko ang binili kong turon. Pag dating ko ng Taft, nakita ko ang ang lumpia wrapper ng turon ay nagkalat na sa puti kong barong. Andun lang sila, nakakalat, also without a care in the world. Bale, mga dalawang blocks din nilakad ko na may turon wrapper ako sa diddib. Ayun, sumakay na ako ng bus.
1. I don’t know whether the Japan-USA football match in Pearl Harbor was with a sense of history or none at all.
2. Act I has a very familiar story of enemy ships attacking unsuspecting sailing ships, civilians and military bases, also set in pearl harbor… a day which will live in infamy… again, i don’t know whether the writers have a strong sense of history or has just forgotten about it.
3. The movie is two hours long, and 20 minutes of that are just tracking shots of that damn mountain with the satellites.
4. “ET wants to phone home” and “Who talks like that”. The scientist seems to be only guy not living in the delusions of the movie, and was actually living in the real world. I bet the writers were also tired of being commanded to write the same cliches all the time.
5. Why do we always assume that if there is intelligent life out there, that they have superior intelligence and ergo superior technology than us?
6. Why do we always assume that aliens are out to invade out planet? Didn’t we just go to the moon and just took rocks? Didn’t we just go to Mars to observe?
7. Why do we always assume that aliens are bad guys and would kill, kill, kill?
8. Yes, the only time/scene the original board game was referenced was done perfectly. It was subtle and not contrived. Good job in this area.
9. I do have to admit that the space-cowboys-ish conclusion made me a little teary eyed. It was a very nice tribute to veterans… but the movie still called them obsolete.
10. Do not know whether the writers were aware when they hit Rihanna in the face and made her all bloodied and bruised and just ran away… hmmmm…
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my fave Text from Hillary…
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Rosan Cruz: Hilarious Short Letters →
Dear Icebergs,Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.Sincerely,The TitanicDear America ,You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.Sincerely,CanadaDear Yahoo,I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…Sincerely,…
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There are now two types of people… Those who love Magnum and those who think Magnum has just been over-hyped..
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